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Tokyo’s fashionistas can’t get enough of the Smorkin’ Labbit.

“Everyone I know is into Smorkin’ Labbit,” said Tomodachi Inai, “but, of course, I don’t have any friends.”

Toyota denied rumors they were recycling stuck accelerator pedals into Smorkin’ Labbits.

“Categorically untrue,” said Toyota spokesperson Perky Oppai, “Toyota provides the software that controls the Smorkin’ Labbit.”

“Silly Smorkin’ Labbits, they should all be shot,” fumed Elmer Fudd in Hollywood, “Smork this!”

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In other news, Yukio “Bird” Hatoyama revealed his mother irons his Doraemon underwear every morning before handing him a big bag of illegal political contributions.

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Tokyo’s fashionistas can’t get enough of the Smorkin’ Labbit.

“Everyone I know is into Smorkin’ Labbit,” said Tomodachi Inai, “but, of course, I don’t have any friends.”

Toyota denied rumors they were recycling stuck accelerator pedals into Smorkin’ Labbits.

“Categorically untrue,” said Toyota spokesperson Perky Oppai, “Toyota provides the software that controls the Smorkin’ Labbit.”

“Silly Smorkin’ Labbits, they should all be shot,” fumed Elmer Fudd in Hollywood, “Smork this!”

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In other news, Yukio “Bird” Hatoyama revealed his mother irons his Doraemon underwear every morning before handing him a big bag of illegal political contributions.

Kodomo Tencho, the star of Toyota’s TV commercials, stunned the Japanese geinoukai entertainment world by admitting he was gay.
Honnie’s Himusho, the leading no-talent talento agency in Japan, issued a statement, “Honnie is shocked, shocked to find that gayness is going on in here.”
“We deny any knowledge of Kodomo Tencho’s gayness,” stated Toyota PR spokeswoman, Perky Oppai, “We just thought he liked wearing brightly colored red jackets and black shorts.”
“Toyota also denies any connection with his gayness and the recall of more than 4 million cars,” continued Oppai, “That was caused by demonically possessed floor mats.”
“I’m gay,” said Kodomo Tencho with a beatific smile, “I’m light-hearted and carefree!”
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In other news, Glenn Beck announced he’s challenging Japan’s Emperor Akihito to a Sumo death match, bellowing, “I may throw salt but I will never bow.”

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