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Vietnam Airlines Business (Cl)ass Lounge, Hanoi Airport.

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(Photo: InvisibleGaijin)

TOKYO, Japan (IG News) — InvisibleGaijin and a team of elite activists risked their lives to secretly film the diabolical Japanese slaughtering and baking of cute little bunnies and turtles.

“Japan claims this is scientific research,” said Hyster Eric, head of People for the Ethical Treatment of Anthropomorphically Cute Animals but Not Ugly Fat People, “but this is clearly intended to flout international conventions on endangered baked goods! Oh my god, they actually eat baked goods shaped like cuddly rabbits and cute turtles!”

“Those dang Japanese should eat American beef!” hollered Betcha Fatass, president of the U.S. Arteriolosclerosis Export Federation, “only cultural imperialists would insist otherwise,” who then keeled over from cardiac infarction.

“There are some countries that eat cows and there are other countries that eat whales or dolphins,” said Zenzen Wakattenai, fisheries division director at the Japanese Foreign Ministry. “A film about baked goods shaped like cows or pigs might also be unwelcome to workers in that industry.”

“Save the Rabbits and Turtles! Kill People!” shouted Peter Rabid, yet another random crazy guy with a gun in America, “If Japanese rabbit and turtle baked goods had concealed weapons permits, we wouldn’t be having this discussion. You talking to me? YOU talking to me?”

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In other news, Japan kills 1000s of whales every year. And 110,000 Americans die from obesity in the same period.

(Photo: InvisibleGaijin)

TOKYO, Japan (IG News) — InvisibleGaijin and a team of elite activists risked their lives to secretly film the diabolical Japanese slaughtering and baking of cute little bunnies and turtles.

“Japan claims this is scientific research,” said Hyster Eric, head of People for the Ethical Treatment of Anthropomorphically Cute Animals but Not Ugly Fat People, “but this is clearly intended to flout international conventions on endangered baked goods! Oh my god, they actually eat baked goods shaped like cuddly rabbits and cute turtles!”

“Those dang Japanese should eat American beef!” hollered Betcha Fatass, president of the U.S. Arteriolosclerosis Export Federation, “only cultural imperialists would insist otherwise,” who then keeled over from cardiac infarction.

“There are some countries that eat cows and there are other countries that eat whales or dolphins,” said Zenzen Wakattenai, fisheries division director at the Japanese Foreign Ministry. “A film about baked goods shaped like cows or pigs might also be unwelcome to workers in that industry.”

“Save the Rabbits and Turtles! Kill People!” shouted Peter Rabid, yet another random crazy guy with a gun in America, “If Japanese rabbit and turtle baked goods had concealed weapons permits, we wouldn’t be having this discussion. You talking to me? YOU talking to me?”

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In other news, Japan kills 1000s of whales every year. And 110,000 Americans die from obesity in the same period.

Ramen Wan-chan (“doggie”) in Chiba, Japan.

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(Photo: InvisibleGaijin)

TOKYO (IG) — The Guilty Parties Outrageous of El Rocker fashion police arrested two old farts for dressing way out of fashion in the fashionable Omotesando district of Tokyo.

“Let me be clear: old farts must observe the law unless their mommies make illegal political contributions,” commented Prime Minister Yukio “Bird” Hatoyama, “and I still can’t believe that Mao-chan lost the gold to that bitch Kim Yu-na!”

“Old farts should know better than to wear a red parka with jeans this season,” sniffed arresting officer Nattoku Dekinai, “and that backpack is so 1970s!”

Onara “Cho” Kusai, a 75 year-old retiree from Saitama, who was arrested on charges of wearing a blazer and jeans, cried 「だって、埼玉!」as he was led off to jail.

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In other news, Japanese politicians take the Diesel “Be Stupid” advertising campaign to heart every day.

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