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BEIJING (IG News) — Millions of Chinese children were traumatized today by the unmasking of Hello Kitty, who was revealed to be a young Chinese man wearing a costume.

“Buhao, Hello Kitty buhao!” screamed Ying ‘the kid formerly known as little emperor’ Yang, “Hello Kitty is a boy! Arrgh, I think I’m turning Japanese!”

Sanrio spokesperson Perky Oppai had no comment because, like Hello Kitty, she has no mouth.


In other news, Japan counters Chinese ban on rare earth exports by substituting “medium-rare” and “well-done” earth materials.


  1. Did you send this to Arlene?

  2. The one with the big cat head?
    Looks like a young girl?

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