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BEIJING (IG News) — Millions of Chinese children were traumatized today by the unmasking of Hello Kitty, who was revealed to be a young Chinese man wearing a costume.

“Buhao, Hello Kitty buhao!” screamed Ying ‘the kid formerly known as little emperor’ Yang, “Hello Kitty is a boy! Arrgh, I think I’m turning Japanese!”

Sanrio spokesperson Perky Oppai had no comment because, like Hello Kitty, she has no mouth.

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In other news, Japan counters Chinese ban on rare earth exports by substituting “medium-rare” and “well-done” earth materials.

4 Comments

  1. Did you send this to Arlene?

  2. The one with the big cat head?
    Looks like a young girl?


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