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BEIJING (IG News) — Military analysts were stunned today over spy photos that revealed a new secret weapon of the People’s Liberation Army.

“No one believed the Chinese had the technology to manufacture white running shoes,” said Japanese military analyst Kichigai Uyoku, “this represents a significant strategic escalation that could disrupt the balance of power in Asia.”

“This could mean the Chinese military will be faster and more agile,” commented Japan Self Defense Forces supreme commander Amakudari Shitai, “It is a good thing that Japan is secure under the American nuclear running shoe umbrella.”


In other news, Japan denied allegations that Salaryman drones would be deployed to protect the disputed Senkaku islands.

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  1. Not just for foreign tourists any more.

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