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WANGFUJING, China (IG News) — Chinese economists are increasingly concerned about a sharp rise in unemployment among guardian lions, who are being displaced by duck chefs in pink slippers.

“Guardian lions just sit there all day, refusing to adapt to the new economic reality,” sighed economic minister Putonghua Buhao, “in contrast, duck chefs in pink slippers shake their tail feathers all day for a handful of corn.”

“We have protected the Chinese for thousands of years by looking fierce,” growled Fu ‘Snoop Dog’ Wu-Tang, leader of the All-China Federation of Unemployed Guardian Lions, “now we’re supposed to be cute? I don’t think so. I mean, we’re made out of stone.”


In other news, the racial epithet, “Ching-Chong-Chinaman” is now correctly rendered “Zhing Zhong Zhongguoren who owns too many U.S. Treasury bonds.”

One Comment

  1. ?? what does that duck represent?

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