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IG News (Tokyo) — Millions of Japanese fans were delighted to discover today that owning a new iPhone 4 makes their dicks bigger.

Sugoi! My dick is three times bigger than before!,” said self-professed fanboy Moe Kyun, “it’s at least 96 points and much more legible now!”

Apple Japan spokesperson Perky Oppai said, “if you’ve bought an iPhone 4 and your dick isn’t getting bigger, you’re not holding it right.”

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“Wrong you are holding it” – Yoda, teaching Luke Skywalker the Jedi iPhone 4 antenna trick. (hat tip to @tyler928)

One Comment

  1. Now i gotta get one! lol

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