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Rising unemployment in Japan has led to a sharp increase in underage avian prostitution in major urban areas. Often congregating at high-traffic locations like this bridge over the Nogawa River, pigeon prostitutes advertise their wares covertly by “coo-coo”-ing their unsuspecting “johns” for “quickies” under the bridge.

The National Police Agency claims their officers are helpless to combat this scourge, saying, “omawari-san are too busy giving directions, asking gaijin to show their gaijin cards, arresting dancing naked SMAP boys, and investigating crimes after they occur, so there.”

4 Comments

  1. Those pigeons are free to come and go as they please.

    Boys of SMAP are no longer boys. They are full grown.

    • Very true on both counts!

  2. Is this serious?

    • Yes.


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