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Rising unemployment in Japan has led to a sharp increase in underage avian prostitution in major urban areas. Often congregating at high-traffic locations like this bridge over the Nogawa River, pigeon prostitutes advertise their wares covertly by “coo-coo”-ing their unsuspecting “johns” for “quickies” under the bridge.

The National Police Agency claims their officers are helpless to combat this scourge, saying, “omawari-san are too busy giving directions, asking gaijin to show their gaijin cards, arresting dancing naked SMAP boys, and investigating crimes after they occur, so there.”


  1. Those pigeons are free to come and go as they please.

    Boys of SMAP are no longer boys. They are full grown.

    • Very true on both counts!

  2. Is this serious?

    • Yes.

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